Well hello you lot. You few. Anyone?

Well, I would like to apologise for the lack of progress on the ephemeris front. Unfortunately events conspired to take the pair of us offline for rather some time. You know, I'm sure, that magic and muggle technology don't mix well at the best of times. They mix even less well when you combine them with Teddy's and my ineptitude when it comes to computers. Not only that, but the thing that scans things sprouted legs and then spouted poems in Ancient Greek. Teddy thinks it might have been trying to work out the code to Severus' journal. Whatever - it was wrong.
In order to have it properly functioning we had to write it a play in Ancient Greek where the ending was the scanner working properly again. It demanded a tragic ending and its five death scenes (it needed to die before it would work...) were truly magnificent. Teddy sniggered during the suggestive references to Achilles and Patroclus and I said that he knows too much about the Greeks for his own good.

Anyway, that aside,

We're back

Yours,

James.

 

Dear All

I am sure you've noticed the slightly erratic posting going on. Well, if someone can let me know the spell to call off the sock attack then things might get back to normal.

I stole one pair of James' socks, ONE PAIR, and he's hexed every single pair of mine to bite my feet whenever I put them on.

I suppose I could actually get him a new pair of Gryffindor socks...

Teddy

 

 

Hello everyone.

We hope that you're all keeping well and thank you very much for all your kind comments about the things we've been posting. 

If you hop over to the Ephemeris website and have a look around you may find the odd thing here and there that has not been posted on the Live Journal account. Why? Well, you see we like to keep you on your toes. 

Talking of toes, mine are cold.

If you go to the website then you're sure to find out why and how you can help to rectify the situation. 


Take care,

James.